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Work quotes – Funny,
motivational & relatable sayings about work
Whether you love your job or just tolerate it, work is a huge part
of life. These work quotes cover everything from Monday morning
struggles to career ambition and everything in between. Funny, motivational
and painfully relatable – perfect for sharing with colleagues,
posting on LinkedIn or getting through another meeting that could
have been an email.
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Funny and motivational quotes about office life, mondays and career
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Work doesn't have to be boring. These quotes about office life,
ambition and the daily grind will make you laugh, nod and maybe
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- I'm not lazy. I'm just in energy-saving mode until
Friday.
The only thing worse than Monday is being told to
have a productive Monday.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
My job is secure. No one else wants it.
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they
make as they fly by. – Douglas Adams
I don't work well under pressure. I work well under
coffee.
Nothing is impossible. The word itself says "I'm
possible." – Audrey Hepburn
Hard work pays off. But laziness pays off right now.
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have
to take the stairs.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday,
26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to
work a day in your life. – Confucius
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
Teamwork makes the dream work. But a vision becomes
a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a
bad team. – John C. Maxwell
I survived another meeting that could have been an
email.
Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.
I need a six-month vacation twice a year.
Ambition is the first step to success. The second
step is action.
Don't quit your daydream.
Coffee: because adulting is hard.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine
yourself without one. – Oscar Wilde
I don't want to be a millionaire. I just want enough
money to stare at my phone in peace.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
My resume is just a list of things I never want to
do again.
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and
liking how you do it. – Maya Angelou
They say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every
day at work.
Mondays should be optional.
The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know
when you're finished.
I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
Every morning I remind myself that I'm the CEO of
my own life.
Friday: the golden child of the weekdays.
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Work Quotes
Motivational work quotes help you stay focused and ambitious. Perfect for entrepreneurs, students and professionals.
- Success starts with discipline.
- Work hard in silence.
- Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.
- Dream big. Work bigger.
- Success is built daily.
- Stay focused and never quit.
- Effort never goes unnoticed.
- Make it happen.
- Consistency creates results.
- Earn your success.
- Stay hungry. Stay driven.
- Progress requires effort.
- Do what others won’t.
- Invest in yourself.
- Success loves preparation.
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